[Intro] "Can I borrow the car?" "Sure." ... Why did I say sure? [Verse 1] Just one quick errand, That's what she said. I handed her the keys And shook my head. I know how she drives, I know what she's like. She sees a speed limit And takes it as a suggestion, right? I checked the tires, I checked the oil, I gave one last warning: "Please don't wreck my car." She said, "I'll be careful." ... Yeah. Okay. [Pre-Chorus] She said she's just getting A couple things done. Gas. Maybe food. Then she'll be done. But I've heard this before. I know how this goes. One quick errand Turns into God only knows. [Chorus] I gave her the keys! Now I'm watching the clock! I know she's not careful, And I know that she drives too fast! I gave her the keys! What the hell was I thinking? Now I'm sitting here imagining Every possible thing breaking! ZOOM! ZOOM! There goes my car! WHY IS IT GOING THAT FAST?! ZOOM! ZOOM! There goes my peace! Please bring back my vehicle In one fucking piece! [Verse 2] Maybe she's getting gas. Maybe she's getting food. Maybe she's doing What she said she would. But knowing my luck, She's halfway across Maui, And my poor transmission Is filing a complaint with me. I gave her one instruction: "Take it easy." One. Instruction. [Pre-Chorus] I know I do this. I say yes too fast. Someone needs a favor, And there goes my last defense. I should've said no. I absolutely know. Instead I handed over The keys and watched her go. [Chorus] I gave her the keys! Now I'm watching the clock! I know she's not careful, And I know that she drives too fast! I gave her the keys! This is entirely my fault! I knew exactly what would happen The second she pulled off! ZOOM! ZOOM! Engine screaming loud! WHY IS SHE STILL ACCELERATING?! ZOOM! ZOOM! Somewhere in the distance... THAT BETTER BE MY CAR! [Bridge] Did she get gas? Probably. Did she get food? Probably. Did she remember She has somebody else's car? I sincerely hope so. [Break] One quick errand. One quick errand. ONE QUICK ERRAND. [Final Chorus] I gave her the keys! Now I sit and wait! Wondering whether my car Will return in the same state! I gave her the keys! Never again! ... Until somebody asks me For a favor tomorrow. ZOOM! ZOOM! I hear the engine now! She's pulling in! Wait... WHY IS SHE STILL GOING SO FAST?! [Outro] "How was the drive?" "Fine." I look at the car. I look at her. I look at the car again. ... "Give me the keys."
