What Doesn't Aisle Blue Have?

[Intro — Busy warehouse, carts rolling, distant conveyor hum] [Rowdy — curious, conversational] Crosswire. [Crosswire — confident] Yeah? [Rowdy] You said Aisle Blue has everything. [Crosswire] Everything. [Rowdy] Everything? [Crosswire] Everything. [Rowdy] You're sure? [Crosswire] I'm sure. [Rowdy] All right. [Musical sting] [Rowdy — singing] ♪ Then let's find something they don't have! ♪ [Crosswire — laughing] ♪ You won't! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A hammer? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A wrench? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A ladder? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A forklift? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A pallet jack? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A box of bolts in every size? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A radio that somehow works? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A mystery box that nobody ordered? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy — spoken] You've got to be kidding me. [Crosswire] I told you. [Music builds] [Rowdy — singing] ♪ A flashlight? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A battery? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A brand-new toolbox? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A camping stove? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A satellite dish? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A navigation beacon? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A fully functional submarine? ♪ [Crosswire — without hesitation] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy — stunned] A submarine?! [Crosswire] They have a lot of stuff. [Rowdy] Aisle Blue does not have a submarine. [Crosswire] Have you checked? [Rowdy] No! [Crosswire] Then you don't know. [Musical hit] [Rowdy — determined] ♪ All right, Crosswire! ♪ ♪ You want a challenge? ♪ ♪ I'll give you something strange! ♪ ♪ Something so impossible ♪ ♪ Their inventory has to change! ♪ [Crosswire — confident] ♪ Bring it on! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A yacht! ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A bigger yacht! ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A forklift! ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Aisle Blue! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A forklift with a yacht! ♪ [Crosswire — pause] ...Aisle Blue? [Rowdy] HA! [Crosswire] Probably. [Rowdy] Probably?! [Crosswire] I've never checked that aisle. [Ensemble — building] ♪ What doesn't Aisle Blue have? ♪ ♪ What doesn't Aisle Blue sell? ♪ ♪ If you need it, they can find it! ♪ ♪ If they can't, they'll know a guy! ♪ ♪ What doesn't Aisle Blue have? ♪ ♪ There's got to be something somewhere! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ What about a moon? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Seasonal! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A star? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Clearance! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A working time machine? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Check the electronics! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ A portal to another dimension? ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ Customer service! ♪ [Rowdy] Customer service?! [Crosswire] They'll figure it out. [Music suddenly stops] [Rowdy — quietly] Okay. [Crosswire] Okay? [Rowdy] I've got one. [Crosswire] One what? [Rowdy] Something they don't have. [Crosswire — confident] Impossible. [Rowdy] You said Aisle Blue has everything. [Crosswire] Everything. [Rowdy] Then answer this. [Long dramatic pause] [Rowdy] Where do you buy Forklift Yacht Club? [Record scratch] [Silence] [Crosswire — confused] ... [Rowdy] Well? [Crosswire] I... [Rowdy] Aisle Blue? [Crosswire] No. [Rowdy] Target aisle? [Crosswire] No. [Rowdy] Warehouse clearance? [Crosswire] No. [Rowdy] So what doesn't Aisle Blue have? [Crosswire — realization] Forklift Yacht Club. [DRAMATIC MUSICAL HIT] [Ensemble — explosive] ♪ FORKLIFT YACHT CLUB! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ The one thing they don't have! ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ The one thing they can't stock! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ No shelf! ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ No aisle! ♪ [Rowdy] ♪ No barcode! ♪ [Crosswire] ♪ No checkout line! ♪ [Ensemble] ♪ What doesn't Aisle Blue have? ♪ ♪ We finally found the line! ♪ ♪ They have the tools! ♪ ♪ They have the gear! ♪ ♪ They probably have a submarine! ♪ ♪ But if you're looking for Forklift Yacht Club ♪ ♪ You're looking somewhere else this time! ♪ [Music softens] [Rowdy — satisfied] So... [Crosswire] Yeah? [Rowdy] I finally found something Aisle Blue doesn't have. [Crosswire] Yep. [Rowdy] Forklift Yacht Club. [Crosswire] Yep. [Pause] [Rowdy] You know where we can get it? [Crosswire] The website. [Rowdy] Exactly. [Crosswire] You know what? [Rowdy] What? [Crosswire] I'm going to check Aisle Blue anyway. [Rowdy] Why? [Crosswire] Just in case. [Final comedic musical sting]