[Intro - Glitchy whisper, both] (bleep-bloop-bleep) [Girl] psst. there's something in my closet. [Boy] that's just your clothes. [Girl] my clothes don't glow. [Verse 1 - Girl, cutesy + creepy] Three AM, light flicker flick Something in my laundry goes click click click Got little eyes behind my LED Said "hi human, you got snacks?" in my head [Verse 1 - Boy, deadpan funny] Saw it too, behind your bean bag Eating chips, wearing socks like a little rag Said his name is Zorp? Or Chip? Or Steve? He failed his alien license, had to leave [Pre-Chorus - glitchy harmonies] [Both] sk-sk-skip like a broken CD He's buffering, he's watching TV [Girl] He likes my night light! [Boy] He ate my Pop-Tarts! [Chorus - CUTESY GLITCHY POP HOOK] [Both] Blip bloop, alien in my room Thinks my lava lamp is the moon (is the moon!) Blip bloop, kinda cute, kinda doomed [Boy] Don't touch that! [Girl] He already touched it! [Both] Blip bloop, alien in my room (hi!) We tried to teach him how to say "slay" (slayy~ glitch) He said "s-sl-slay" and then floated away-ay-ay [Verse 2 - trading, faster] [Girl] He abducted my scrunchie collection [Boy] He thinks my math homework's a weapon [Girl] Cute but dumb? [Boy] Dumb but cute? [Both] Same brain cell, different cute suit! [Bridge - Spooky cute breakdown] (music stops, just whispers + bloops) [Girl] Are you gonna eat us? Alien: ...no? burp [Boy] He ate all the Halloween candy from last year [Girl] That's the spooky part. (beat drop - BOOM, glitchy bass) [Final Chorus - loud + giggly] [Both] Blip bloop, alien in my room Now he's stuck in my hoodie, help! (help!) Blip bloop, gotta hide him 'til June 'Cause mom said "no more pets after the raccoon" Blip bloop, alien in my room Blip bloop, alien in my room [Girl] Stay? Alien: bleep! (means yes in alien) [Outro - glitch out] [Boy]...is he paying rent? [Girl] He pays in moon rocks. [Both] Valid.
