evil at the top evil at the bottom evil errywhere bout time we gottem gonna get em good, gotta gun em down chop chop! choppah chop ya evil ass in half division, incision, split second decision, to, cut you, in two, pieces, this my thesis, now do you, think I'm playin around? slap yo ass with telekinesis, can't even believe this, just rhymed a word so profound, fuck around, and found, my whole fist, in ya ass, sodomize king size five finger surprise prize pry open these bars, of my self made cell, imprisoned i envision divine intervention like the light just come down and teleport me to an anime girl tittie convention, oh, did i mention? bitch i dont play eye motherfuckin slay, tell them nasty sluts to go away, yall dumb anyway cause I'm gay ain't lookin fo no puhss-see play, juss that ass, full blast, go fast, go hard, black card, no limit, aint a gimmick, these bars real, dont make shit up, aint gotta cause i gotta lotta true stories, make ya plain jane life look boring, have me me snoring, on my private jet, rocketeer, blast off while i crush another beer, or two, who the fuck you is? who the fuck you think you talkin to?!?!....... ........... //////// tellin you tellin you forgive them mother fuckers for they know not what they do when they step to you when they step to me thats they last step last breath they final destination destined to be definitely they end since insemination whole life predetermined by which mother fuckin sperm win by swimmin the fastest, shit is crazy, dont phase me, try to tase me, i like that shit, shock me rock me spock me, logically, i must be, the best, cause i outswam, all the rest, past the test, shoulda stop ta take a rest, i confess, i am stressed, depressed, i never, progress, only, regression, let it be a lesson, in how to not live ya life, shit, class on that, i could make a profession, professor fuck up failure ass fuck, masters degree in absolutely nothin, boutta be like that thing thats like a penguin, but different, but like, looks a whole lot like a fuckin penguin, with this weed pen, oh yea i got i remember, amotherfuckin Puffin! On that tree, that two see bee, make me see, crazy fuckin things, dee emm tee, interdimensional beings, demented, mentally, move like water, Bruce lee, Bruce banner, rage like hulk, beatcha ass to a pulp, orange juice, screws loose, i like to receive abuse, Masochistic, lookin for a sadistic, cruel, ruthless mistress, listen up, or ya miss this, next part, work of art, sweet an sour, unleash my full power, solid gold, in shower, im into that, you can take it to the bank, high on crank, sideswipe ya ass like hoobastank shit so dank bitch I drive a tank, top rank, captain's hat.... yall like that? shit this shit aint even nothin, not even tryin, already supplyin, the most terrifyin mesmerizin hypnotic exotic neurotic bars line by line landmine that you wont find till you step on that bitch and it blow ya leg off, whatcha gonna do now ya cant play no mo games of golf? unless you gandalf, which you aint, bitch you aint, so now ya just look like wet red paint, splattered all across the dirt, i done just lost my brain, just like, that guy from that thing, that guy, nirvana, yea yea! Kurt-Cobain! BLAM! WHO THE FUCK I AM?! I AM THE SCUM OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN POND I AM THE ONE WHO COME FROM THE GREAT BEYOND CROSS THE VEIL BETWEEN WORLDS WITH EASE YA AINT NOTHIN BUT A PE-AWN, DOWN ON YA KNEES FEEL ME LIKE A CALM COOL BREEZE FLOW THROUGH THE TREES AND THEN I BE GONE LIKE AN OHH JEE [abrupt sudden stop end]
