[Intro – Spoken rhythmically with clicks and claps] Click-click! Ooh! What’s this? A tiny box that screams and talks! A man inside? A ghost? A trick? He shout, “Buy shoes!” — then he gone! [Laughter] ⸻ [Verse 1] I find a box out in the sand, It shines and beeps right in my hand. It talks to me with blinking eyes, I throw it once — it does not die! ⸻ [Chorus] Big magic box! It sings, it shouts! You press a spot — it spits things out! People love it more than food… These humans very, very rude! Click-click! Hah! ⸻ [Verse 2] They live in boxes on the ground, They fly in boxes all around! They eat from boxes, poop in too, And cry inside when rent is due! ⸻ [Chorus] Big magic box! It rules the men! They stare at it and sleep at ten! It knows the news, it shows the fight… But never gives the firelight. Eish! That box no cook the meat! ⸻ [Bridge – Slow and thoughtful] We dance, we run, we hear the rain… They sit, they type, they feel the pain. A sky so big, a world so wide… But humans all get box-inside. ⸻ [Final Chorus – Fast, joyful] Big magic box! So full of lies! It makes them laugh, then makes them cry! I poke the box — it shows a face… I drop the box… and run away! Click-click! Aii! Hahaha!
