Her tears a flowing Her face is all Red She's screaming and yelling Purple hair swinging about Crazy eyes wide Like she's just seen a ghost What happened? Why is she so mad? Oh...Donald Trump Did something she don't like So she goes on TikTok , Youtube, Or Instagram She hopes she'll go viral and she probably will Because it'll be on Crowder, Tatum, or Walsh (chorus) A purple haired, septum ringed leftist Is screaming online! It must be Tuesday! Anyways... She screeches and hollers Her makeup is running She comments AGAIN on the abominable Human race They misgendered her Raccoon It's a disgrace! She's letting us know how she feels Because we NEED to know how she feels and something must be done to save the world!!! (chorus) A purple haired, septum ringed leftist Is screaming online! It must be Tuesday! Anyways... A wrong pronoun given she rants Trump's tie isn't straight she rants An actor or Actress did something in the 70s She rants! Someone rolled their eyes at her wrong Or gave her an unintentional microaggression So we all must KNOW!!! (Chorus) A purple haired, septum ringed leftist Is screaming online! It must be Tuesday! Anyways... Anyways... ANYWAYS!!!!
