[Verse 1] Wasn't even Catholic when I got the call Grabbed a plane to Italy and I packed it all Swim trunks Flip-flops and a '60s tie-dye tee My best friend and my wife were my plus two All of us were havin' fun on the free trip too And then I saw the casket in the VIP [Chorus] And then I had to get my dead pope selfie Gotta do it now It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Never gonna happen again Had to do it I got my dead pope selfie Gotta do it now It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Never gonna happen again [Verse 2] I put my phone on the silent mode Cuz I don't wanna wake the dead pope He needs his beauty sleep It must be hard to be the big cheese He used to look so serious And now he looks hilarious And then I got the picture Man I love my iPhone 14 [Chorus] And then I had to get my dead pope selfie Gotta do it now It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Never gonna happen again Had to do it I got my dead pope selfie Gotta do it now It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Never gonna happen again [Bridge] And my wife was on my left My best friend was on my right We got the pictures we wanted We didn't have to fight And then I started to cry And then I started to cry And then I started to cry [Chorus] Cuz I didn't get my dead pope selfie I forgot to take it My battery was dead I was too busy filming it It's never gonna happen again Gotta get my dead pope selfie I need a selfie with the pope while he's dead The old guy was a huge celeb It's never gonna happen again Gotta get my dead pope selfie Gotta do it now It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Never gonna happen again
