[Intro] [Hook] Sleigh bells ring, let ‘em know (know!) North Pole king with the gift bag flow (flow!) From the chimney to the block we go (go!) Merry Christmas, ho ho ho, let’s go! [Verse 1] Yo, it’s December 25th, snow fallin’ thick, Red suit, black boots, St. Nick stay lit, Elves in the workshop, clockin’ triple shifts, Wrappin’ gifts so fast, make the tape spit, Reindeer on the roof, hooves clappin’ like hi-hats, Rudolph nose glowin’ redder than a Maybach, Dasher dancin’, Prancer prancin’, Vixen vibin’ out, Comet pullin’ cards, Cupid wildin’ out, Stockings hung with care, but I’m stuffin’ ‘em dumb fat, PS5, new chain, and a Gucci Santa hat, Cookies on the plate? Bet, I’m eatin’ like five, Mrs. Claus in the kitchen throwin’ gingerbread spice, From the North Pole projects to your chimney real quick, One night, whole globe, that’s a hell of a trip, 364 days plannin’, one night I deliver, Sleigh turbo-charged, 808s make it shiver, Coal in the bag for the ones actin’ fool, But even the grinches get love, that’s the Christmas rule, Trees lit up brighter than Times Square, uh, Kids sneak peeks down the stairs, uh, Mom in her robe, Dad fake sleep on the couch, I drop the presents, ghost out, no vouch, Hot cocoa steamin’, marshmallows floatin’ like clouds, Carols bumpin’ loud, whole block proud, Snowman posted up with the carrot nose flex, Icicles hangin’ off the roof like baguettes, Fireplace cracklin’, eggnog gettin’ poured, Family reunions, no drama, just accord, Under the mistletoe, couple stealin’ a kiss, Grandma throwin’ ones at the kids like a strip, Yeah, it’s the most wonderful time, no debatin’, Love in the air thicker than fruitcake glacin’, So turn this up, let the bassline bump, Merry Christmas to the world, now everybody jump! [Hook] Sleigh bells ring, let ‘em know (know!) North Pole king with the gift bag flow (flow!) From the chimney to the block we go (go!) Merry Christmas, ho ho ho, let’s go! [Verse 2] Back in the sleigh, dashboard glowin’ green and red, GPS off, I navigate by the stars instead, Whip through time zones, clock spinnin’ like a DJ scratch, Tokyo to Brooklyn, gifts droppin’ in a flash, Little homie in the projects wrote me on a napkin, Asked for his pops to come home, that one hit different, So I slid through the system, made the papers disappear, Christmas miracle, tears of joy instead of fear, Out in the islands, palm trees swayin’ in the breeze, Droppin’ off bikes and new kicks under coconut trees, Grandmas in Lagos dancin’ azonto in the yard, Jollof poppin’, kids screamin’, “Baba Christmas hard!”, Sydney already summer, barbie on the grill, I still wear the full suit, heat don’t kill the chill, Polar bears wavin’ from the ice, they know what’s good, Left ‘em a couple tons of fish, North Pole brotherhood, Midnight mass bells ringin’, choir hittin’ them notes, I’m floatin’ above the cathedral, red silhouette ghost, Rich kids, poor kids, foster kids, all get the same love, Same twinkle in the eye when they look up above, Even the atheists wake up like, “Hold up… whoa”, Toys under the tree and they ain’t order from Amazon, yo, Naughty list? I burned it, started over clean slate, Grace on grace, that’s the real holiday weight, Last stop: hospital ward, kids fightin’ the fight, Slipped the nurses gift cards and extra toys tonight, One little soldier grabbed my beard, whispered real low, “Thank you Santa… I needed this more than you know”, Wiped a tear, tipped my hat, then dashed out the scene, Back to the Pole before the world turns green, Mission complete, 8 billion smiles in the bank, Mrs. Claus got cocoa waitin’ and the fire still crank, So wherever you at, whatever you celebratin’, Know the big man came through, no hesitation. [Hook] Sleigh bells ring, let ‘em know (know!) North Pole king with the gift bag flow (flow!) From the chimney to the block we go (go!) Merry Christmas, ho ho ho, let’s go! Outro Yeah, yeah, yeah… One last time for the kids in the back, For the elves still dancin’ on the wrap table track, For the reindeer doin’ donuts in the snow, For every chimney I slid down, every heart that glows, From the North Pole to your block, we made it hot, 2025 Christmas? Mission never forgot. Now I’m loggin’ off, sleigh on autopilot cruise, Gonna kick my boots up and catch some well-earned snooze. See y’all next year, same time, same vibe, Till then keep the love alive! Yeah... Drop the mic... Santa out! Peace!
