[Intro] [tick-tock][toy percussion] Tick-tick-tock and a doodle-dee-doo, The stream looked up and said, "Wait… who?" [Verse 1] The chat is wearing pajamas now, The emotes are taking a sleepy bow. My coffee mug is a tiny lagoon, With one sad spoon doing laps by the moon. The cursor tripped on a button somehow, And the overlay whispered, "Not right now." Even the mic gave a little cough- Like, "Pal, it's time to switch me off." [Pre-Chorus] [stop-time] Did the clock get wings? Did the minutes flee? Did the schedule learn karate and kick me? One… two-three—four, we lost the plot, But hey, dear chat, we laughed a lot! [Chorus] Who turned the clock? Who stole the show? The pixels are packing, so we gotta go. Don't make that face, don't bonk the screen— We'll be right back on the chaos machine! Who turned the clock? It wasn't me! Could've been the cat, or the NPC. Wave your hands, let the credits roll— Goodnight, good chat, bless your funny little soul! [Verse 2] The game said "save," then vanished twice, The boss fell over from terrible advice. The chair spun left like it had a plan, The lamp did jazz hands—because it can. Mods in slippers sweep the floor, A rubber duck guards the server door. Somebody's sandwich achieved sentience, Then filed a bug report in present tense. [Bridge] [clarinet wiggle][spoken] "Ladies, gentlemen, lurkers, gremlins— please exit through the snack-shaped door." The moon's on mute, the stars are buffering, And my brain left ten minutes before. [Final Chorus] [big cartoon chorus] Who turned the clock? Oh dear, oh no! The stream must wiggle off and go. But don't you pout, don't touch that button— Tomorrow we'll clown back around! Who turned the clock? The mystery grows, Ask the toaster—nobody knows. So clap two times, then let it end— Goodnight, weird chat, you absolute friend! [Outro] [whistle hook][fade out] Tick-tock, bye-bye, sleep tight, stay strange— Same silly channel, same silly strange.
