I'd Turn You Into Eggs Benedict

[Intro] I had eggs I had eggs Benedict for breakfast this morning And it was the best breakfast I'd ever had If you were an egg.. I'd turn you into eggs Benedict [Verse 1] Ultimately I find it difficult to choose between sitting with you I'm afraid that I'll stare 'cause I don't want to regret Not keeping eye contact On one of God's creations For the rest of the day I want to be eggstatic As a possibility You won't cook as easily I'm a virgin A fresher Unpopular Inexperienced I'll keep my distance but it's worth the experience [Verse 2] But I don't mind If you're a scrambled-up mess And I don't mind If it takes longer than most And I don't mind If there's a worrying distance If it's meant to be I'll put the effort in [Verse 3] Because when I look at my eggs this morning They didn't belong there But it's funny how things work In the holy matrimony of that bun And I would change What I did yesterday for this every day So.. If I was an egg... in the future And it's nice to know that things You thought you figured out Are eggstatic distractions To never upset the balance As you're poached on a cloud for a while [Verse 4] The sun shining on yolk yellow We may never be physically In the same place at the same time But to be connected forever is a blessing And nothing will make my skin crawl Like eggshells in my mouth I just thought it would be nice That something as rare as gold Or greater than gold could land in a basket As you pushed down through my center And the sides fall [Chorus] Don't upstage something wonderful if you have the choice And you've learned to accommodate and be a great friend As I have learned to raise the toast Under my feet In case I slip As I breathe in eggs in hollandaise Things I would never expect to find in a restaurant