[Verse 1] I was a child, but I discerned the signs The world crying out for a talent like mine You can call it suspicious You can call me Narcissus Like the apple in the garden I'm golden and delicious [Chorus] I just can't help bein fantastic Believe me baby - I've tried I'm sorry my mental gymnastics Inspire such awe far and wide [Verse 2] My brain is the hare, yours is the tortoise REALLY unfair I'm also so gorgeous Got nothin to hide, no motives ulterior It's ain't that complex, babe I'm simply superior [Verse 3] I'm the best and I'm tired of concealin I wish you knew this superior feeling I'm the greatest - set off the klaxon I'm jealous of all who see me in action [Chorus] I just can't help bein fantastic Believe me baby - I've tried I'm sorry my mental gymnastics Inspire such awe far and wide [Verse 4] Guess I won evolution's big raffle I bedazzle on topics that baffle Only reason I'm not at the top of the pile? I can't be assed with the hassle [Bridge - fast rap flow] I'm brilliant, superb, I'm a prodigy divine Phenomenal, splendid, a supernova shine I'm marvellous, stellar, a virtuoso supreme Let's be honest here babe I'm the ultimate dream [Chorus] I just can't help bein fantastic Believe me baby - I've tried I'm sorry my mental gymnastics Inspire such awe far and wide [Final Verse] What a gift to humanity I represent Hail not from Earth, from heaven I'm sent Sculptors worldwide, they better prepare I want statues to me in every town square [Outro Chorus – bigger, with gang shouts] I just can’t help bein’ fantastic Believe me baby – so I never tried! When I say this I'm not bein sarcastic "Bow down, mortals – your God has arrived!"


