Teemo On Duty (Remastered)

Heavy 808s Creepy music box or flute melody Sparse piano Hard-hitting bass Around 140-150 BPM

V5.5

**(Verse 1)**

Cute little yordle, whole Rift on alert,
Smile on my face while I'm puttin' in work.
Swift Scout, boots hit the gas, no brakes,
You ain't chasing me down, better know your place.

Guerrilla Warfare, disappear in the brush,
Think the lane look safe? Better don't rush.
Patient like a hunter, let the silence cook,
One wrong step, now your health bar shook.

Blinding Dart—now your aim got revoked,
Swing all you want, every shot just a joke.
Hands in the air like you shadow-boxing ghosts,
I don't gotta flex... the scoreboard do the most.

Move Quick, can't catch what you can't track,
You blink one time, now I'm circling back.
Laugh while I'm kiting, every step calculated,
Your whole game plan just got outdated.

Mushrooms everywhere, welcome to my maze,
One wrong foot got you stunned in a daze.
Vision on the map, every trap got purpose,
You chasing me? Better check your insurance.

I weaponize patience, I don't force plays,
I let the poison marinate for days.
Toxic by nature, every tick gets colder,
Walk away smiling while the damage gets older.

**(Hook)**

Captain Teemo on duty, salute if you know.
Whole map paranoid everywhere that I go.
One shroom, two shrooms, now your whole squad froze.
GG in the chat—that's just how it goes.

Tiny but deadly, never judge by size.
You looked at the smile, never looked at the eyes.
Cute little menace, got the Rift on tilt.
Every path trapped... every loss self-built.

**(Verse 2)**

Devil in a scout hat, angel with a grin,
By the time you see me, I've already won again.
Camping every bush like a horror movie scene,
Y'all farming minions, I'm controlling everything.

Map full of mushrooms, call it modern art,
Every explosion leave a permanent scar.
They say "ban Teemo" before loading the game,
Rent-free in your head—that's legendary fame.

Top lane villain, psychological crime,
Making tanks rage one poison tick at a time.
Never need a frontline, never need permission,
I'm a one-yordle sabotage expedition.

If the Rift's a kingdom, then I'm chaos in boots.
Turning every shortcut into bad news.
You can bring the whole team, I ain't scared of the odds—
'Cause fear hits different when you're stepping on spores.

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**(Verse 1)** Cute little yordle, whole Rift on alert, Smile on my face while I'm puttin' in work. Swift Scout, boots hit the gas, no brakes, You ain't chasing me down, better know your place. Guerrilla Warfare, disappear in the brush, Think the lane look safe? Better don't rush. Patient like a hunter, let the silence cook, One wrong step, now your health bar shook. Blinding Dart—now your aim got revoked, Swing all you want, every shot just a joke. Hands in the air like you shadow-boxing ghosts, I don't gotta flex... the scoreboard do the most. Move Quick, can't catch what you can't track, You blink one time, now I'm circling back. Laugh while I'm kiting, every step calculated, Your whole game plan just got outdated. Mushrooms everywhere, welcome to my maze, One wrong foot got you stunned in a daze. Vision on the map, every trap got purpose, You chasing me? Better check your insurance. I weaponize patience, I don't force plays, I let the poison marinate for days. Toxic by nature, every tick gets colder, Walk away smiling while the damage gets older. **(Hook)** Captain Teemo on duty, salute if you know. Whole map paranoid everywhere that I go. One shroom, two shrooms, now your whole squad froze. GG in the chat—that's just how it goes. Tiny but deadly, never judge by size. You looked at the smile, never looked at the eyes. Cute little menace, got the Rift on tilt. Every path trapped... every loss self-built. **(Verse 2)** Devil in a scout hat, angel with a grin, By the time you see me, I've already won again. Camping every bush like a horror movie scene, Y'all farming minions, I'm controlling everything. Map full of mushrooms, call it modern art, Every explosion leave a permanent scar. They say "ban Teemo" before loading the game, Rent-free in your head—that's legendary fame. Top lane villain, psychological crime, Making tanks rage one poison tick at a time. Never need a frontline, never need permission, I'm a one-yordle sabotage expedition. If the Rift's a kingdom, then I'm chaos in boots. Turning every shortcut into bad news. You can bring the whole team, I ain't scared of the odds— 'Cause fear hits different when you're stepping on spores.

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