[Verse 1] A boom ripped through the aquarium sealing the end to a fateful date Ashelia's husk laid to rest in a tomb But the casket's close didn't forclose the career of the vee tuber with no nose [Verse 2] Lia shed the "Ashe" and rebooted a virus freed from her old lore Heavensent A-cup angel Got to be freer than before Wielding the holy power of dingle-dangle [Verse 3] Dives deep; peaks steep unleashed a passion for fashion The virus found her way But it wouldn't last all day in crept a vile obsession: an Eff Eff Fourteen session [Verse 4] Born from the Internet, Lia was always destined to return The computer played its siren song anti-virus software disguised as a game its dizzying, electric hum Turned her head numb [Verse 5] Ensnared, unprepared - Lia fought to break free Liacons cheer her on, faithful pawns Ended the tyranny of fixation - freed the nation And Lia's streams would once again ascend Lia let loose her victory cry, "I'm Lia!" Proving that on this sadgirl we can depend [the album cover should be a picture of a jellyfish in watercolor paint]
