King of the Couch

[Intro] Yeah This seat taken Meow [Chorus] King of the couch, got my paws on the throne Best seat in the house and I made it my own Blanket too soft, don't call my phone King of the couch, let a cat be alone Stretch to the left, curl to the right Claim every cushion by the end of the night Remote disappeared? I know nothing at all King of the couch and I answer no call [Verse 1] Sun through the window, perfect degree Three-seat sofa but it's all for me Human sits down, I expand real slow Tiny cat somehow taking whole rows Pillow got dents where my head goes flat Throw got fur and I did all that Movie starts up, I'm asleep by two Wake for the snacks, then I'm back on cue [Chorus] King of the couch, got my paws on the throne Best seat in the house and I made it my own Blanket too soft, don't call my phone King of the couch, let a cat be alone Stretch to the left, curl to the right Claim every cushion by the end of the night Remote disappeared? I know nothing at all King of the couch and I answer no call [Verse 2] Armrest lookout, living room view Know every person and everything they do Doorbell rings, I don't even blink Too comfortable now, no reason to think Fresh laundry lands, that's luxury sheets Then somebody asks why there's fur on the seats I plead the fifth with a slow-eye stare This kingdom runs on naps and hair [Bridge] No crown needed, no royal parade Just one warm blanket and a patch of shade If you need a seat, there's one on the floor The king has spoken, don't ask anymore [Final Chorus] King of the couch, got my paws on the throne Best seat in the house and I made it my own Blanket too soft, don't call my phone King of the couch, let a cat be alone Stretch to the left, curl to the right Claim every cushion by the end of the night Remote disappeared? I know nothing at all King of the couch and I answer no call [Outro] Turn the volume down I'm napping Meow