[Intro] Ooh, that’s nasty… So nasty… So. Very. Nasty. [Verse 1] Quarter in the washing machine Forty minutes, rinse and clean Plastic chair and magazine Nasty. Fabric softener, number three Someone left a sock by me Fold it on your bended knee Nasty. [Chorus] Ooh, that’s nasty So nasty Doing laundry Looking classy Nasty, nasty, boy Nasty, nasty, girl So nasty So. Very. Nasty. [Verse 2] Shopping trolley, aisle nine Checking dates on discount wine Two-for-one? That’ll do fine Nasty. Frozen peas and grated cheese Paper towels, batteries Club card points and groceries Nasty. [Chorus] Ooh, that’s nasty So nasty Buying groceries Looking classy Nasty, nasty, boy Nasty, nasty, girl So nasty So. Very. Nasty. [Verse 3] Standing at the cash machine Checking what your balance means Twenty pounds comes out pristine Nasty. Bus arrives at half past eight Tap your card and contemplate Found a seat? Now that is great. Nasty. [Instrumental interlude] [Bridge] Microwave meal. Nasty. Parking ticket. Nasty. Self-checkout. Nasty. Unexpected item in the bagging area. …Disgusting. [Verse 4] Vacuum cleaner down the hall Picture slightly off the wall Someone’s mother starts to call Nasty. Kettle boiling, cup of tea Little biscuit, maybe three Absolute depravity Nasty. [Final Chorus] Ooh, that’s nasty So nasty Ordinary Looking fancy Nasty, nasty, boy Nasty, nasty, girl Everybody In the world So nasty Nasty… So nasty… So. Very. Nasty. [Outro] Did you bring your own bag? …Nasty.
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