[Verse] Water rising high In the bathroom, oh no why Got a cute date knocking loud Yet I can't face the crowd, sadface [Verse 2] Toilet acting wild, like your mom and Plunging big turds is sadly not my style Mirror fogged up with steam Living in a bathroom dream, oh yeah! [Chorus] Toilet's overflowing, like what the fuck Date outside not knowing I'm stuck here wading in shit and piss Gotta hide this stress, or paint a pretty little tree [Verse 3] Toilet paper gone, up my enormous ass and my worst fears carrying on Water seeping through the door A fun adventure like never before [Bridge] I can laugh about it later, maybe But right now it's a true traitor Flushing big turds down the drain This moment's so insane [Chorus] Toilet's overflowing like what the fuck Date outside not knowing I'm stuck here wading in shit and piss Gotta hide this stress, or paint a pretty little tree
