Well this is a story of a couple from Napier New Zealand. They go by the names of Mike and Cleo. They own a camper van, a nice one at that. when the suns us shining and the weather is good they hop in their little van and head north. Up to the big smoke where Houses are expensive and parking is free. When Mike is driving the camper it starts to shake and wonder on the road. You can hear Cleo go slow down Michael you move to fast, you have to make the journey last, with that Mike replies Cleo anymore from you, you can go this way and I will go that way stop telling me what to do. They eventually make to the destination of Feai and Andrews camp ground the best one around. Parking Is free abuse is plenty. Now Michael refused to drive on the lawn as last time he ripped it up and it took 3 months 12 days to repair so now he parks on the road and waits like a naughty school boy. After Andrew has parked the van, time to unload the gear and say hello to Zemirah who loves the camper. Her eyes filled with excitement as she says hello to Uncle Michael and Aunty Cleo. But Michael was in a hurry to get inside to have a pee before he wets his pants. After all that they are happy as Andrew makes a coffee. Remembering that the moaning old Pom wants to have a strong coffee. As Andrew makes the coffee, Cleo watchs to ensure that there is just the right amount of sugar is added. With that Andrew replies oh my god Cleo go and sit down. Everyone is happy Mike is telling stories of his younger years and the excitement shows ik his eyes, meanwhile Cleo is on the phone to her brother trying to sort out a day to visit. Just like that Dinner is served Mike enjoys a good feed, Cleo tells him off not to have too much. Oh my Cleo let him eat. We'll a few days have past and all is well until Cleo wants to go to Newmarket to buy a overpriced bag and some Jewelery, Mike rolls his eyes and gets ready to dust off the cobwebs of that wallet of his. Just like that it's time for Mike and Cleo to head back to Napier and ponder the thought of selling and coming back to the big smoke. With that Feai and Zemirah say good bye while Andrew says stop being a moaning pom With a friendly wave they were off Andrew bets Feai with in 5 mins we will hear Cleo say, Slow down Michael you move to fast, you have to make the journey last, With that Mike replies Cleo anymore from you, get out and you can go this way and I will go that way stop telling me what to do. They eventually make to the destination Napier.
