[Intro] (doo-doo-doo, blub-blub-blub...) “Just another day at the aquarium...” [Verse 1] Just a guy with a mop and a neon vest, Cleaning glass and doing my best. The sign said “Restricted — Keep Away,” But I heard a voice and thought, “Okay…” The sign said “DANGER — Shark Inside,” But curiosity’s a slippery slide. I leaned too far and missed the post, Now I’m swimming for my life — I'm toast! [Pre-Chorus] Bubbles rising, panic in my chest, I’m thinking “this is it” — my final breath! Then through the gloom, with a flash and a spin, A tail of silver — and the strangest grin... [Chorus] Kissed by a Mermaid in a shark tank, What a plot twist, who do I thank? She flips her tail, I lose my breath, Guess I’m flirting with aquatic death. Kissed by a Mermaid, my heart went glub, Guess I’m drowning in a different kind of love. Her laugh was bubbles, soft and sweet, And I forgot I couldn’t breathe. [Verse 2] Her hair floated like seaweed gold, Her eyes said secrets never told. She whispered, “Stay, the sharks are tame,” Then winked and kissed me again and again! You gave me laughter, I gave you air, Maybe love’s the risk that we share. I guard the secrets beneath this blue, But somehow, cleaner boy — I’m falling for you. [Pre-Chorus] I thought romance was dry and bland, But she's got scales instead of a tan. It’s strange, it’s wet, it’s slightly wrong... But love’s a current, so I’ll swim along! [Chorus] Kissed by a Mermaid in a shark tank, What a plot twist, who do I thank? She flips her tail, I lose my breath, Guess I’m flirting with aquatic death. Kissed by a Mermaid, my heart went glub, Guess I’m drowning in a different kind of love. Her laugh was bubbles, soft and sweet, And I forgot I couldn’t breathe. [Bridge] The sharks don’t bite when I say stay, You’re safe with me, just swim my way. Stay awhile, I know you're keen, The sharks are mostly gossip queens. I’ve sung to sailors, fools, and kings, But you’re the first who actually clings. Although you have legs, you're not a jerk, Maybe together we could make this work? [Final Chorus] Kissed by a Mermaid, what a plot twist! Didn’t know love could taste like mist. No fairy tale, no wedding bells, Just soggy shoes and ocean smells! Kissed by a Mermaid, my fate’s unplanned, But I’ll keep my heart — and my mop — in hand. So if you hear sweet singing in the dark... Hold your breath — and avoid the shark! [Outro] “Next time, I’m bringing a snorkel...” (doo-doo-doo, blub-blub-blub...)
