Hey look at me, I'm so clever, I scurry about, hey whatever, Sniffing around, searching for food, Gonna climb up this pipe, cause I'm a cool dude. I climb up this pipe, no fear in sight, Oh look there's a hole, oh my what delight, I'll sneak my way in, can finally get warm, Been living outside, ill escape the storm, Into that 5P sized hole I will go, I dont care about humans, no one will know, I'll sneak so quietly, ill keep outta sight, Staying close to the walls, only coming out at night, I hope this home's empty and they dont have no cats, At least here i don't fear the rats, This loft's my home now, nothing humans can do, Now I'll ruin their storage with all of my poo, Sniff sniff, what's that? I smell treats galore, Could it be? Peanut butter? Right there i want more, I look, I sniff now, i must find that crunch, Peanut butter's my favourite, I'm determined to munch, Look there it is, right there on that thing? But what is that thing? Such a curious thing? Its black, it has teeth, but its high up you see, There's no way its gonna get me. I cannot resist that peanut butter smell, Guess i'd better go get it, i can tell, All i have to do is reach onto this pad. SNAP! Whoops, oh shit I've been had! Oh crap! Ive been caught! I'm such a dumbass, shoulda been taught, I should have known better than to mess with human's shed, Well its my stupid fault that now I am dead!
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