[Verse 1] The toaster caught fire, and the lights went out, The coffee machine is off, the kids scream and shout The internet is not working, the sky turned gray, Apparently, I ruined everyone’s day. [Pre-Chorus] Even when i’m not there, but hey—what can I say? If the world’s upside down, must be my DNA. [Chorus] It’s my fault, of course it is, My karma and my bad luck threw fists. If your coffee tastes shit or your day is bad, Blame me, i am the black sheep of the pack. Earthquake happens? Yeah, I did that too— I’m the universal target, sad but true. It’s my fault, just line up and shout, I’ll own every mess you can dream about. [Verse 2] The Wi-Fi’s slow, your game just glitched Can’t find junk food, your mood is switched You dropped your phone into the sea— “Thanks a lot,” they say, “couldn’t just let me be.” [Pre-Chorus] Your plans are ruined? The room’s too hot? Let me guess—I planned the plot. [Chorus] It’s my fault, of course it is, My karma and my bad luck threw fists. If your coffee tastes shit or your day is bad, Blame me, i am the black sheep of the pack. It’s my fault, it comes naturally, If gravity slips or you lose your key. It’s a rainy day, Yeah, I made that call— I’m the villain behind it all. [Bridge] Oh, I’ve got magic powers, didn’t you know? Control the tides and the traffic flow. I sneeze once, and the covid starts— Truly, I’m that unabashed. If the stars misalign and your dreams combust, It’s clearly me—you can always trust. [Final Chorus] It’s my fault, no doubt again, Your pencil broke? I bring the pain. If Mars and Venus go to war, I’ll sign the blame and ask for more. So here’s my plaque, my crown, my shame— Queen of mistakes, in the Hall of Blame. Yeah, it’s my fault, I’m glad you see, This whole wild ride’s on me. [Outro] So next time lightning strikes a tree… Just scream and shout: “blame me…”
