I'm fixing the ballroom up real neat Rubio's got his eye on the diamonds Being for the benefit of the far right Sit back friend and enjoy the show! Cause in Old Flub Jack's America There really is no place to go It's wonderful to be here It's certainly a thrill Don has the steak and champagne yeah While YOU can pay the bill! He don't really want to stop the war An he doesn't know just what it's for So while you wonder what to do In wanders Uncle Ben Yahu The I.D.F. in his right hand While they invade another land Meanwhile the world is looking on They don't know it's the greatest con With P.O.T.U.S. Don Lonely Hearts Flub Band! ENJOY THE SHOW! ©2026 Trevor Swistchew. All rights reserved.
