Cats can't do customer service

[Verse 1] You ring the bell Tiny desk Tiny bell Tiny cat Name tag crooked on his chest Says "Happy to help" But that striped antenna in the back Flicks once Twice Like "why are you here And how fast can you disappear" [Chorus] ’Cause tails tell the truth that the face hides Ears up Eyes sweet But that back end never lies Smile in the front Pure customer care Tail in the rear like "get out of my chair" You see "glad you came" on those bright green eyes But the swish says "please go away now" every time Yeah Cats can’t do customer service ’Cause their tails keep telling on their minds (oh-oh) [Verse 2] You say "excuse me" He blinks slow Like "I might exist" Paws on the keyboard of complaints Accidentally deletes your list He purrs like "sure We’ll fix your file" But that slow Annoyed metronome Whacking folders off the shelf Says "take your problem home" [Chorus] ’Cause tails tell the truth that the face hides Ears up Eyes sweet But that back end never lies Smile in the front Pure customer care Tail in the rear like "get out of my chair" You read "I’m here for you" in that polite meow line But the twitch screams "we are closing" every time Yeah Cats can’t do customer service ’Cause their tails keep telling on their minds [Bridge] Imagine him in feedback training (hey!) "Try to look engaged all day" He nods He kneads He almost tries But his tail starts spelling "run away" You can script his every phrase Teach him every friendly sign But that fuzzy Freudian slip of a tail Leaks the secrets of his mind [Chorus] ’Cause tails tell the truth that the face hides Ears up Eyes sweet But that back end never lies Smile in the front Pure customer care Tail in the rear like "get out of my chair" You see "happy to help" stamped across that feline pride But the whip says "no refunds Bye-bye" every time Yeah Cats can’t do customer service ’Cause their tails keep telling on their minds Their tails keep telling All the secrets of their minds