[Intro] [Catchy guitar riff intro] [Bouncy, attitude-heavy rhythm] [Verse 1] [Phoenix - exasperated, sassy] [Driving pop-punk beat] Jenny's going on about her perfect man again "He brings me flowers every day, you need to find someone like him" Sarah's showing pictures of her weekend in Cabo "If you just settled down, you'd be this happy, don't you know?" [Verse 2] [Phoenix - building annoyance] [Adding guitar layers] Lisa's planning weddings though she's only been dating two months "Marriage is the answer, girl, stop pulling all these stunts" Karen's at the coffee shop describing every kiss While I'm sitting there thinking, "How did it come to this?" [Pre-Chorus] [Phoenix - building frustration] [Drums intensifying] Here they go again with their unsolicited advice Acting like my single life isn't worth the price I don't need a savior, I don't need a ring Why can't they just let me do my own damn thing? [Chorus] [All vocals - bratty and catchy] [Full punk-pop energy] Please shut the F up about your boyfriend Please shut the F up, I don't want to pretend That I care about his job or his mother or his car Please shut the F up, I'm perfect where you are... AREN'T! Shut the F up, shut the F up I'm happy being me, so please shut the F up! [Verse 3] [Phoenix - more animated] [Heavier arrangement] Brunch becomes a therapy session every single week "You're too picky, lower standards, give the nice guys a peek" "What about my cousin's friend? He's got a steady job" While I'm thinking in my head, "Please, somebody stop this mob" [Verse 4] [Phoenix - fed up, with adlibs and shouts] [Building to explosion] Group chat blowing up with "relationship goals" memes (Phoenix adlib: OH MY GOD! ENOUGH!) While I'm living my best life, chasing all my dreams! (Yeah!) Don't need someone else's man to validate my worth! (HELL NO!) Been independent since the day of my birth! (That's right! BORN FREE!) [Pre-Chorus] [Phoenix - more intense] [Everything building] Here they go again thinking love will solve my life (Ugh!) Like I'm broken or I'm damaged 'cause I'm not somebody's wife (SO OFFENSIVE!) I've got friends and I've got music, got my freedom and my pride (Woo!) Why do they keep pushing when I'm thriving on this ride? (I SAID, I'M THRIVING!) [Chorus] [All vocals - bigger attitude] [Maximum pop-punk sass] Please shut the F up about your boyfriend Please shut the F up, I don't want to pretend That I care about his hobbies or his family or his friends Please shut the F up, this conversation never ends! Shut the F up, shut the F up I'm complete without a man, so please shut the F up! [Guitar Solo] [Sassy, playful] [Over bouncing rhythm] [16 bars of attitude-heavy pop-punk lead] [Bridge] [Phoenix - mock sweet then aggressive] [Tempo building] "Oh honey, you just haven't met the right one yet" (Adlib: Here we go...) "When you find true love, you'll understand, I bet" (Bet? I DOUBT IT!) Well here's a newsflash for my dear sweet friends My happiness doesn't depend on how my story ends! [Bridge continued] [All vocals - rallying cry] [Full band chaos] Single girls, unite! We're doing just fine! Don't need their advice or their relationship shrine! Living for ourselves is not a crime! This is our moment, this is our time! [Final Chorus] [All vocals - triumphant] [Nuclear pop-punk energy] Please shut the F up about your boyfriend Please shut the F up, I will not pretend That your relationship advice is something that I need Please shut the F up, I'm a different breed! Shut the F up, shut the F up I'm fabulous alone, so please shut the F up! [Shouted Dialogue Breakdown] [Music cuts to a tense, stripped-down beat—just kick drum and palm-muted guitar] [Phoenix - through gritted teeth, fed up] Will you please… [Another voice - impatient, interrupting] Shut… [A third voice - bursting in, exasperated] Will you just shut up!? [All voices - chaotic, shouting over each other] About your—! For one second—! I don't care about—! [A sudden half-beat of silence] [ALL VOCALS - in perfectly unified, furious, cathartic scream] WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND! [Full band CRASHES back in with maximum energy] [Outro] [Phoenix - satisfied] [Fading with attitude] Shut the F up! (I'm good!) Shut the F up! (Understood?) Shut the F up! (Leave me be!) Shut the F up! (I'm happy and free!) Shut the F up! (I'm good!) Shut the F up! (Understood?) Shut the F up! (Leave me be!) Shut the F up! (I'm happy and free!) [Bouncy guitar outro with final attitude crash] WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!!
