Pain in the D*ck

[Verse] Life's a big f*ckin' pain in the dick And the worst part of all is I like it I just turned twenty-five And the cogs in my mind Turn like I'm a machine in a riot [Chorus] I wanna be free I wanna be dead I wanna lay down in my queen-sized bed With my girlfriend But she wants me She wants me to want her instead [Post-Chorus] Life's a big f*ckin' pain in the dick And the worst part of all is I like it Life's a big f*ckin' pain in the dick And the worst part of all is I like it [Verse 2] Some people like fightin' Some people like sh*t I guess I'm in the latter 'cause I love this There's nothing I want more Than just lyin' on the floor And sleepin' through the moment I become rich [Chorus] I wanna be free I wanna be dead I wanna lay down in my queen-sized bed With my girlfriend But she wants me She wants me to want her instead [Post-Chorus] Life's a big f*ckin' pain in the dick And the worst part of all is I like it Life's a big f*ckin' pain in the dick And the worst part of all is I like it [Bridge] I wanna be free I wanna be dead I wanna lay down in my queen-sized bed With my girlfriend But she wants me She wants me to want her instead I wanna be free I wanna be dead I wanna lay down in my queen-sized bed With my girlfriend But she wants me She wants me to want her instead