[Verse] Hi there My name is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman This is my boot camp You'll find out real fast what I'm about Yes So many things I will teach you Many ways I will reach you You'll be lean Mean And strong Hard [Pre-Chorus] Now listen here You dirty bastards I will not tolerate any kind of fuck-ups You hear me? And each of you will get a name And I will know you by that name [Chorus] Private Snowball Private Cowboy Private Joker Private Pyle I will name you I will train you I will change you And if you do what I say You'll be just fine If you don't You will find yourself in a world of hurt [Verse 2] So Let's get started Shall we? Where are you from Son? Texas Sir! Texas? What do you know? We got a real cowboy here What kind of name is that? I don't see any horns on you Why aren't you stomping on the ground like a horse? I will call you Private Cowboy [Verse 3] You Yes You You talk back to me one more time I will gouge your eyes out I will call you Private Joker [Verse 4] You Yes You Look at you You make me sick You fat Ugly son of a bitch I will call you Private Pyle [Bridge] And you I know you're one of those fried chicken and watermelon types I can smell it on you Don't worry You won't be seeing that anymore No You won't I will call you Private Snowball [Outro] Alright You filthy scumbags Now you all know what you're called So let's go and move out I don't have all day


