Open up my phone, it’s another crazy day, Aliens in Vegas or a singer gone astray. Politics are fightin’, TikTok’s on fire, My neighbor’s got a llama singin’ in the choir. Ohhh, I try to keep it cool, But the whole wide world is acting like a fool! The world goes to (bleep), the world goes to (bleep), I run around in circles but nothing seems to help! The world goes to (bleep), the world goes to (bleep), So I laugh, I dance, before I lose myself! Gas price higher than my GPA, Somebody said robots gonna take my job away. Weather’s acting wild, snow in July, I just spilled my coffee and I wanna cry! Yeahhh, I turn on the news, And it feels like a never-ending circus revue! The world goes to (bleep), the world goes to (bleep), I run around in circles but nothing seems to help! The world goes to (bleep), the world goes to (bleep), So I laugh, I dance, before I lose myself! Breaking news: Aliens spotted… but they don’t want to stay. Crypto crashed… again. And yes, Karen still wants to see the manager. The world goes to (bleep), the world goes to (bleep), I run around in circles but nothing seems to help! The world goes to (bleep), the world goes to (bleep), Guess I’ll grab another donut and just laugh at myself! The world goes to (bleep), the world goes to (bleep) Somebody fix it… hee-hee-hee! The world goes to (bleep), the world goes to (bleep) So I laugh, I dance, before I lose myself! Bleep! Ohhh nooo… somebody fix it… hee-hee-hee!
