PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG (...well)

[Verse 1 - Rap] I drew the line, I made it clear There's something sacred happening here Tomato, cheese, a little spice You don't put fruit upon a slice You call it sweet, I call it wrong I've fought this fight for way too long Don't tell me I should compromise I know the truth, I've picked my side [Chorus - Sung] PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG! I know what's right, I know what's wrong PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG! I've said it all along Keep your sweetness off my pizza Some things should never change PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG! And nothing you say will change my mind [Verse 2 - Rap] Then you put one on my plate Said, "If you know, then prove your case" Fine. One bite. I'll play your game Then we can put this thing away But sweet hit salt And salt hit sweet The acid cut right through the cheese I took another— Just to see Why the hell is this working for me? [Chorus - Cracking] PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG! I know what's right, I know what's wrong PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG! I've said it all along Keep your sweetness off my pizza Some things should never change PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG! And nothing you say will change my mind [Breakdown] Then why'd I take another slice? Why am I reaching for it twice? Everything I knew was wrong— [SCREAM] **IT FUCKING BELONGS!** [Final Chorus - Huge] PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG! I know what's right, I know what's wrong PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG! I've said it all along Keep your sweetness off my pizza Some things should never change PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG! And nothing you say will change my mind [Whisper] ...save me a slice. [END]