[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen… Breaking news! My neighbor thinks I’m famous. [Verse 1] I bought a microphone online To record a little song Now every weekend in the garage The party carries on The bass is shaking windows The whole street knows my name And somehow all the neighbors think I’ve made it in the game [Pre-Chorus] They keep asking for autographs I don’t know what to do I’ve got twelve monthly listeners And half of them are you [Chorus] My neighbor thinks I’m famous But I’m really not at all I just play the same three songs Way too loud against the wall My neighbor thinks I’m famous Everybody knows But Spotify keeps reminding me I’ve only got twelve shows [Drop] Oh-oh-oh-oh Neighborhood superstar Oh-oh-oh-oh At least on my street Oh-oh-oh-oh Neighborhood superstar Living the dream [Verse 2] The mailman wants a selfie The old guy waves hello A kid asked if I’d won a Grammy I said “Not yet, bro” Now every Friday evening They gather by the fence Waiting for my next big concert That costs exactly zero cents [Bridge] No private jet No bodyguards No platinum records Just a speaker and bad decisions [Final Chorus] My neighbor thinks I’m famous But I’m really not at all I just make songs about kebabs And losing things at bars My neighbor thinks I’m famous Everybody knows And honestly… I kind of like the show [Outro] Thank you, hometown crowd. All eleven of you.