(Rhythm:) [Intro] [Spoken] Woi! Hear de beat! Christmas come again, ya know. Selector, wheel it up. [Sound of sleigh bells mixed with drum echo] Santa here... [Verse 1] De question massive, de answer small, Who is dis fella we see near de mall? wearin' ah red suit, lookin' like a fridge, blockin' de traffic right near the bridge [Verse 2] Him stand up tall, lookin' bright, only comin' out on Christmas Eve night Me see him whiskers, whenever we meet "Hey, big fella, get off yuh feet [Chorus] Who laughs dis way? (HO, HO, HO) Who rides ah sleigh? (Do you know?) Wid hair so white and nose all red, wears a hat to cover dem head? (Tell meh) Santa... (Who?) Santa ... [Verse 3] Me see him on TV, in de snow, But down in de islands, rum ah flow Him lookin' too hot, man, must be hard, He need a Stag beer from Trinidad [Verse 4] Him tell me, "Pickney, behave yourself good," But me see him holding a big piece of wood Him need some punchin, or maybe some juice, De cow milk nah cut' it, dat is no use [Bridge] De reindeer dem flyin', but ah likkle tired, Rudolph lookin' stressed, him nose on fire Take it easy, I said, big boss, Dem ah just reindeer, not race horse Santa, boy, take a seat, 'Cause Jamaican people calm, and sweet [Final-Chorus] Who laughs dis way? (HO, HO, HO) Who rides ah sleigh? (Do you know?) Wid hair so white and nose all red, wears a hat to cover dem head? (Tell meh) Santa... (Who?) Santa ... [Outro] One more time! (Ho, Ho, Ho) Yeah! Merry Christmas leh we go. from de tropics to de pole! Santa travels, all over de world (Respect!) [Solo] [Ending] Who laughs dis way? (HO, HO, HO) Who rides ah sleigh? (Do you know?) Wid hair so white and nose all red, wears a hat to cover dem head? (Tell meh) Santa... (Who?) Santa ... [End]
