[Intro] [Fast Wurlitzer electric piano bassline loops rapidly] [Heavy four-on-the-floor kick drum starts thumping] "Yeah. Step into the pantry. Open the red box. Let the cheese drop!" [Verse 1] [Fast, energetic rap flow] Midnight craving, walking to the shelf Looking for a snack just to treat myself See the red box shining like a neon light One hundred percent real cheese tonight Pop the top open, reach my hand inside Baked to perfection, it's a crunchy ride Ain't doing no potato, ain't doing no corn This is the greatest cracker that was ever born! [Pre-Chorus] [House music risers kick in, tempo feels faster] [Snare drum rolling, building maximum tension] I don't want the sweets, I don't want the chips! I just want the squares right past my lips! [Chorus] [Massive Euro-House beat drop] [Heavy synthesizer layered over the fast Wurlitzer bassline] Cheez-Its! (Yeah, the cheddar is better!) Cheez-Its! (Eat 'em no matter the weather!) Crunching on the beat, got 'em up in my hand The greatest little square in the whole damn land! Cheez-Its! (Pour 'em out on the floor!) Cheez-Its! (Yeah, we're begging for more!) [Verse 2] [Bass drops low, tight and punchy rap flow] Extra toasty, yeah that's the holy grail White cheddar groove going off the rail Snap one in half, hear the crispy sound Orange cheese dust falling all over the ground Wipe it on my shirt, step back in the club Hitting every crumb at the bottom of the tub Got the ridges in the edge, got the salt on top Once I start crunching, I can never stop! [Pre-Chorus] [Synthesizer sweeps up, clapping on the beat] I don't want the sweets, I don't want the chips! I just want the squares right past my lips! [Chorus] [Maximum Euro-House energy, strobe light vibe] Cheez-Its! (Yeah, the cheddar is better!) Cheez-Its! (Eat 'em no matter the weather!) Crunching on the beat, got 'em up in my hand The greatest little square in the whole damn land! Cheez-Its! (Pour 'em out on the floor!) Cheez-Its! (Yeah, we're begging for more!) [Bridge] [Music abruptly cuts out] [Only the fast, original electric Wurlitzer sample is playing] "Wait, hold up. Did you get the Grooves? Did you get the Snap'd?! Nah man, original recipe only! Bring the beat back!" [A massive EDM riser swells up] [Dance Break / Synth Solo] [High-speed Euro-House synthesizer solo over the fast Wurlitzer groove] [Heavy, pounding club bass] [Outro] [Beat starts stripping away layer by layer] Eat 'em by the handful! Yeah, don't leave a single crumb! [Sound effect of a loud crunch] [End]
