Melting Poles

[Spoken Word Intro] I saw a documentary It said that soon there'll be no more snow on the North Pole There will be a melting of ice on the polar caps The rising sea levels will create a lot of climate refugees And it's not really reversible And I thought that it was a bad thing And then I thought "Wait a minute Doesn't that mean more land?" [Verse] I wanna build my house on the North Pole I heard that soon there won't be any snow No snow I've always hated the snow When I was younger I had a dog A puppy He was so cute And he ran outside in the snow and he died He froze to death He died And so I really hate the snow [Chorus] Global warming Please melt the snow I wanna build my house on the North Pole Global warming Please melt the snow I wanna build my house on the North Pole Global warming Please melt the snow I wanna build my house on the North Pole Global warming Please melt the snow I wanna build my house on the North Pole [Verse 2] And then the sea levels will rise And all the rich people will have to get on a boat Like Noah's Ark Like Titanic They'll all get on the boat and sail away And I will laugh I will laugh as they go Because the world is better without them You know? And then I will just sit there in my new house And it'll be hot and warm And I'll go I'll get out of my house and I'll go and get a tan And there'll be no snow And I'll live on the North Pole And it'll be like Australia You know? And I'll have a beach house And there'll be no more snow [Chorus] Global warming Please melt the snow I wanna build my house on the North Pole Global warming Please melt the snow I wanna build my house on the North Pole Global warming Please melt the snow I wanna build my house on the North Pole Global warming Please melt the snow I wanna build my house on the North Pole