The Traveling Mushroom Merchant [NDC BINGO F1]

----------------------- NDC BINGO 2026 Genre: Hopera Theme: Mushrooms & Fungi ----------------------- INTRO] Step right up! Step right near! Finest fungi this side of the sphere! One little nibble... One little chew... See what your senses can suddenly do... No tricks! No traps! Just tiny little mushroom caps! Come one, come all— The shy, the tall— The fungi seem to know you all... [VERSE 1] Ooh-ahh Cart of pine Fii-fai-foh Forest time Ooh-ahh Spore and dew One little nibble... One little chew... PRE-CHORUS] Fii-fai-fooh Funky fungi fun guy Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy in your tumtum Makes your body bounce and huff and puff Makes your thoughts all sing and squeal and spark [CHORUS] Fii-fai-fooh Funky fungi fun guy Makes your eyes hear music from the trees Makes your ears see dancing bumblebees Makes your nose smell seven kinds of seas Makes your tongue speak fluent chickadees Makes your fingers gossip with your knees "I can smell Thursdays!" "My elbows know mathematics!" "The moon owes me six buttons!" [BRIDGE] Aah-ahh-ahh... Fii... Fai... Foooooh... [VERSE 2] Ooh-ahh Roots below Fii-fai-foh Softly grow Ooh-ahh Round and round Funny thing... They always seem to find me again... [PRE-CHORUS 2] Fii-fai-fooh Funky fungi fun guy Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy in your tumtum Makes your body bounce and huff and puff Makes your thoughts all sing and squeal and spark [CHORUS 2] Fii-fai-fooh Funky fungi fun guy Makes your body do—what's that?!—stuff! Makes your eyeballs say, "I've had enough!" Makes your brain go, "Ooh, this is tough!" Makes your senses shout, "We call your bluff!" Makes your heartbeat beat a little rough! "My shadow bought a souvenir!" "I can hear my goldfish thinking!" "Tomorrow borrowed last year's ears!" [GRAND BRIDGE] Aah-ahh-ahh-ahh Fii-fai-fooh Fii-fai-fooh Fungi... Fun guy... Fungal guide... [FINAL CHORUS] Fii-fai-fooh Funky fungi fun guy One little nibble One little chew See what your senses can suddenly do Fii-fai-fooh Funky fungi fungal guide The trees all hum The roots all sway The forest choir knows the way [OUTRO] Another satisfied customer... Fii-fai-fooh. [Very soft choir] Fii-fai-fooh... Fii-fai-fooh... Fii-fai-fooh...