The Home Goods

If you think that he's just furniture shopping You're missing the hints that he's been dropping Has he told you yet his wife has passed away? At first he seemed a bit strange but nice Until you bent to check an ottoman price You turned and caught him in a lingering gaze He said, 'Show me the Home Goods You know it's what you want, Baby Show me the Home Goods Your decor is driving me crazy.' Did he tell you his girlfriend is not exclusive In fact, she wants to be super inclusive And you might be the one she wants to include? You came to buy a 'Live. Laugh. Love.' sign Now you just want to get to the checkout line And get somewhere the hell away from this dude. He said, 'Show me the Home Goods You know it's what you want, Baby Show me the Home Goods Your decor is driving me crazy.' You did nothing wrong. Its not your fault That you're the victim of an audio, sex assault Your husband wouldn't stand for this attack But he was just a little squabbly So you dropped him at the Hobby Lobby And you'd give anything to have him back 'Show me the Home Goods You know it's what you want, Baby Show me the Home Goods Your decor is driving me crazy.'