[INTRO SOLO] [Verse 1] Out in the bog where the spruce trees all sway, There’s a beast of a moose that don’t back away, With a chest full o’ hair and a glimmer of gold, He’s a Newfie tale that’s been proudly told! [Chorus] Randy Ruttin’ Roy, he don’t play nice, He’ll rut up your garden and he won’t think twice, With a grunt and a snort and a boggy stomp, He’ll chase ya clean to Gander Bay Pond! Gold chains janglin’, and his hooves held high, He’s the bull of the bog with a glint in his eye! [Verse 2] He drinks from the brook and he snorts at the fog, He once chased a quad clean outta the bog, The fishers all whisper when they see his track, Better steer clear from him or he’ll knock ya flat! [Chorus] Randy Ruttin’ Roy, the legend grows, Got hair on his chest and rings on his toes, With a thunderin’ charge and a rebel yell, He'll send ya flyin’ to Cape Breton swell! [Bridge] He’s the king of the bog, with hooves like tanks, He walks with pride, no need for ranks, He once stared down a chopper in flight, And flexed his chest ‘til it turned off its lights! [Verse 3] So raise up a pint for the moose of the mist, Who struts through the spruce with a platinum twist, He’s no ordinary buck, he’s a bogland star, He’s got more bling and swagger than a Hollywood star! [Final Chorus] Randy Ruttin’ Roy, clap your boots, He’s the moose with the moves and the golden roots, With a chest like a rug and a stomp so loud, He makes the ground shake and the tree line bough! Gold chains swingin', hooves held high— Randy Ruttin’ Roy, oh my oh my!
