[Style: Aggressive male UK grime MC with a fast, syncopated flow. Shouted, raw nu-metal vocals for the chorus. Strong London accent.] [Intro: Spoken, mocking] (Sound of a glass shattering) Oi... you alright? Look at the state of this. Man's walking on eggshells... Pathetic. [Verse 1: Fast Grime Flow] Yo, check the timeline, another meltdown Man got offended by a pronoun Typin' up a storm from their safe-space attic Clickin' on a link, "This is problematic!" You're not a warrior, you're just a keyboard clone Crying 'bout a statue, leave the past alone You can't take a joke, you can't take the banter You're a professional victim, a digital ranter I'm from the era of grit and grime You're from the era of "that's a hate crime" It's all performance, it's all a script Man, I'm bored of it, I'm gonna flip [Chorus: Shouted Nu-Metal Vocals] YOU'RE SO FRAGILE! (BREAK!) Can't handle the truth! VIRTUE SIGNAL! (FAKE!) Wasting your youth! BUILD YOUR BUBBLE! (SAFE!) It's gonna burst! You're the parody, you're the worst! (GO!) [Verse 2: Fast Grime Flow] Big man ting, but you're made of paper Every single word is a moral caper "Unlearn" this, "decolonise" that You ain't from the street, you're a uni brat Got your buzzwords from a sociology class I got my bars from the sound of the glass And the concrete jungle, where the real ones tread You're just a blue-tick zombie, brain-dead Call me a dinosaur, call me a boomer I'm just the voice that counters the rumour That you're the future? Nah, that's a sick joke The whole generation is chronically "woke" [Chorus: Shouted Nu-Metal Vocals] YOU'RE SO FRAGILE! (BREAK!) Can't handle the truth! VIRTUE SIGNAL! (FAKE!) Wasting your youth! BUILD YOUR BUBBLE! (SAFE!) It's gonna burst! You're the parody, you're the worst! [Bridge: Heavy Breakdown, Half-time tempo] (Slow, deep guitar chugs) You... Are... So... WEAK. Scared of words. Scared of thoughts. Scared of everything! (Builds up) Scared of everything! [Guitar Solo: Whammy pedal, chaotic] [Chorus: Shouted Nu-Metal Vocals] YOU'RE SO FRAGILE! (BREAK!) Can't handle the truth! VIRTUE SIGNAL! (FAKE!) Wasting your youth! BUILD YOUR BUBBLE! (SAFE!) It's gonna burst! You're the parody, you're the worst! [Outro: Spoken over heavy riff] Yeah... Handle with care, yeah? (Fades out with laughter)
