[Intro] [fingerpicked acoustic guitar] [Verse 1] [spoken male vocals] So this one time I was so drunk that I was the asshole all night and we were playing asshole. So I got to wear a beer box on my head. And then after that, I got sick at some point. And then I remember seeing the picture of it, it was me holding Soco and I don't drink Soco. Anyway, then I ended up saying fuck this I need a shower. Got in the shower fully dressed... Full on dressed. And turned it on and next thing you know I'm getting hit with ketchup, mustard, ranch dressing, sugar even. Yeah, fully dressed. And then, I got real pissed off I guess, I ripped the shower, I karate chopped the shower curtain in half. It just tore. And then my buddy's fiancée was there at the time, and she bathed me. I was so drunk I didn't even, she took my clothes off and she, I don't know, I think she bathed me??? I kind of got blackout drunk that night, who knows what happened. And I remember waking up the next day in a trash can in a top hat.
