Mi step inna di room Look like yuh fada Whip out di snake an’ di gyal dem bawl “more fada!” Mi drip wid di toxic test’ No reason fi climb outta mi big bad chest If gyal you a di real boss lady Yuh euro be euro, no likkle cent baby Bulletproof glass pon di ceilin’ Watchin’ di gyal dem, see ticket an’ drink dealin’ Yeah, mi touch mi fans You di prettiest one But when talk time come, it’s all-man panel run An’ gyal, inna yuh lap is di trap weh mi know Dis a man anthem, hear di hook now go— Bway dem a bway (yeah man) Joke cyan clean (yeah man) Mi bredren, life a di game, so di ting well mean (yeah man) Yuh-yuh-yuh No mi fault Mi a white straight man, odda people tek dem part No, wi nah let di py dem win No, wi nah let di py dem win Mi a manly man No softy man, no likkle yute man No pacifist, no junkie fi be man No pretty boy, no slim ting fi be man Di word seh it—slim a fishy Yuh cyan be real man, yuh a likkle kitty Real man is what di real man seh Real man a rude bwoy, nuttin’ wrong wid dat, yeh Mi ride car model badman name Real man nah cry, him cough one time Nah beg pardon, nah seh sorry no day An’ freeze inna snow wid di rum pon di tray Bway dem a bway (yeah man) Joke cyan clean (yeah man) Mi bredren, life a di game, so di ting well mean (yeah man) Yuh-yuh-yuh No mi fault Mi a white straight man, odda people tek dem part No, wi nah let di py dem win No, wi nah let di py dem win Di third verse fi di likklest backside Mi mean di family likkle child An’ some fool fool man Weh sniff gungo pea fi fun Soon mi cyan even go shop again Cah di pickney dem sing mi line dem pon break pen Word dem a weapon, cap gun bang-bang So mi shine up mi chauvinist rank Passive badman, mi might clean today Maybe next man fix dis someday Mi liberal enough fi seh “mek we try dat too” Promise mi nah do it again—’less mi flip joke pon you Bway dem a bway (yeah man) Joke cyan clean (yeah man) Mi bredren, life a di game, so di ting well mean (yeah man) Yuh-yuh-yuh No mi fault Mi a white straight man, odda people tek dem part No, wi nah let di py dem win No, wi nah let di py dem win
