[pre hook] Welcome to the pond… We dance… We quack… We eat… We waddle! Just waddle! [verse one] We’re feathered chaos goblins, Here to cause all the problems. We’ll steal your heart Waddle, waddle… Our dancin art. Quackin puddle walk, Flappin tough guy talk. We doin the waddle… Spread ya wangs… Shake them thangs… Quacken right… Quacken left… Up… Down… I love your feather down. [hook] Welcome to the pond… We dance… We quack… We eat… We waddle! Just waddle! Waddle, baby….. Waddle… Shake ya tail feathers…. Quaaaack…. Quaaack… Quaaaack…. Just waddle….. [verse two] Now ya in da flow… Do it fast… Don’t shake it slow. Puddle hoping, ass droppin… Crows squawkin… They just jealous. Cause they can’t…. Waddle…… No one can like you- You wood duck queen… Moves so Quacken pristine… Even your bill is clean… Animal control can’t stop us now. And, fuck Gerald too…. Just us baby, Our pond.. The beat.. Some lunch meat… (I stole that from the lady.) Pond life wobbles… Let me see ya waddle. [hook] Welcome to the pond… We dance… We quack… We eat… We waddle! Just waddle! Waddle, baby….. Waddle… Shake ya tail feathers…. Quaaaack…. Quaaack… Quaaaack…. Just waddle….. [outro] This song ain’t for just me ‘n you… It’s for our whole Quacken krew…. [hook] Welcome to the pond… We dance… We quack… We eat… We waddle! Just waddle! Waddle, baby….. Waddle… Shake ya tail feathers…. Quaaaack…. Quaaack… Quaaaack…. Just waddle…..
