CURSE YOU BALE! CURSE YOU BALE! I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, EEGON, YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL DRAGON.... BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING! CURSE, YOU, BALE, FOUL DRAGON HAIL, HAIL, HARPOONS, WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING! *guitar solo*
