[Spoken] [Intro] [No Music] HAHAHAHAHA! IT’S CHRISTMAS, BABY! YOU HEAR THAT? NO, NOT SLEIGHS, ITS THE SHIMMER [Distorted Guitar Slide] [Music Start] [Shimmer Christmas Bells Melody] " CHRISHH- SHHHHHH SHHH SHH BUM BUM BUM SHHH SHHH SHHHH SHH SHHH" I TUNED MY GUITAR TO "DROP CHAOS" THIS MORNING, BROKE THREE STRINGS BUT KEPT ON PLAYING THE ORNAMENTS ARE FALLING OFF THE TREE. THE DOG IS BARKING IT CAN’T TAKE SHIMMER FREQUENCIES. WHO NEEDS CHRISTMAS CHIMES WHEN YOU GOT SHIMMER THAT CAN LEVEL A HOUSE? I CRANKED IT UP TO MAX, SCREAMED INTO THE VOID AND THE VOID SHOUTED BACK "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" [Chorus] [Carol] SHIMMER BELLS, SHIMMER BELLS SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL THE WAY! OH WHAT FUN TO MELT YOUR EARS ON THIS LOVELY CHRISTMAS DAY HEY! SHIMMER BELLS, SHIMMER BELLS CAN’T YOU HEAR IT PLAY?! THEY THOUGHT THEY’D GET SILENT NIGHTS BUT I SAID NOT TODAY CAROLERS OUTSIDE? [Carolers] "We wish you a merry Christmas-.." [Interrupt] I OPEN THE DOOR - TWO GUITARS IN HAND “YOU WANT A MERRY CHRISTMAS? HERE!” [Shimmer] "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" NEIGHBORS CALL COPS THEY SAY "TOO LOUD" BUT EVEN THE COPS CAN’T ESCAPE MY SHIMMERING GUITAR! HEY! [Chorus] [Carol] SHIMMER BELLS, SHIMMER BELLS SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL THE WAY! OH WHAT FUN TO MELT YOUR EARS ON THIS LOVELY CHRISTMAS DAY HEY! SHIMMER BELLS, SHIMMER BELLS CAN’T YOU HEAR IT PLAY?! THEY THOUGHT THEY’D GET SILENT NIGHTS BUT I SAID NOT TODAY [Breakdown] "SHHH SHHH SHHH BUM BUM BUM SHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHH SHHHH SHH SHH" THAT’S THE SOUND OF HOLIDAY SPIRIT, BRO. NO SILENT NIGHT NO PEACE ON EARTH JUST ME AND THIS GUITAR HEY! [Chorus] [Carol] SHIMMER BELLS, SHIMMER BELLS SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL THE WAY! OH WHAT FUN TO MELT YOUR EARS ON THIS LOVELY CHRISTMAS DAY HEY! SHIMMER BELLS, SHIMMER BELLS CAN’T YOU HEAR IT PLAY?! THEY THOUGHT THEY’D GET SILENT NIGHTS BUT I SAID NOT TODAY [Outro] AND AS SNOW FALLS, AND WINDOWS SHAKE, AND THE NEIGHBORS SCREAM BUT THERE’S JUST ONE SOUND, THAT LIGHTS THE FLAME: "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." MERRY SHIMMER-MAS, SUNO, YOUR EARDRUMS WON’T BE THE SAME. [Fade Out] [Chorus] [End] SHIMMER BELLS, SHIMMER BELLS SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL THE WAY! OH WHAT FUN TO MELT YOUR EARS ON THIS LOVELY CHRISTMAS DAY HEY! SHIMMER BELLS, SHIMMER BELLS CAN’T YOU HEAR IT PLAY?! THEY THOUGHT THEY’D GET SILENT NIGHTS BUT I SAID NOT TODAY
