Hattitude!

(oh no no no no here we go again) (Drop the fucking mirror 🪞) [Intro] Yo, it's like I'm fallin' down the rabbit hole Got my tea party, got my 'shroom juice in my soul I'm sippin' on that good good, got my hat on tight I'm in Wonderland, where the absurd is in sight [Verse 1] I'm the Hatter, top hat on my dome I'm the master of ceremonies, in this crazy Wonderland home I'm pourin' tea and servin' up a plate Of nonsense and absurdity, it's a mad, mad state But don't you dare call me mad, that's just not right I'm a gentleman, a scholar, and a master of the night [Chorus] I'm wearin' my hat, and I'm feelin' proud I'm the king of this castle, and I'm wearin' my crown I'm sippin' on tea, and I'm feelin' fine In Wonderland, where the absurd is all mine [Verse 2] I'm a Cheshire cat, got my grin on wide I'm a master of the mind game, got the haters in a slide I'm a card soldier, marchin' to the beat Got my fate in my hands, and my sanity on repeat But don't you dare call me mad, that's just not the way I'm a sophisticated gentleman, in a world of disarray [Chorus] I'm wearin' my hat, and I'm feelin' proud I'm the king of this castle, and I'm wearin' my crown I'm sippin' on tea, and I'm feelin' fine In Wonderland, where the absurd is all mine [Bridge] I'm trippin' through the vortex, got my mind in a spin I'm seein' things that ain't there, but they're real within I'm in a world of illogic, where the math don't add up But I'm the one who's makin' sense, of this crazy cup [Outro] So if you're feelin' me, let's get crazy and wild Let's take a trip down the rabbit hole, and see what's on the other side I'm the Hatter, and I'm here to say I'm wearin' my hat, and I'm here to stay.