[Intro – male, confident] I killed the snakes, I killed the beasts, Panthers, tigers, jungle freaks! I don't know why, I don't know how, But apparently I'm a treehouse builder now! [Female Backing Singers – playful] Boom! Boom! [Male]Look at me! Boom! Boom! [Male]I'm living in a tree! [Verse 1 – male] I claimed my tree, the system said yes, Then floors appeared out of nowhere, I guess Around the trunk, floating in the air, No explanation, but hey, I don't care [Rap Medley – male, fast and playful] One floor, two floor, three floor, four, Keep going up, there's always more Past the branches, past the leaves, I'm building where the birds all live! Higher! Higher! Is there a limit? This is stupid high, get on with it! [Female Backing Singers] Boom is going higher! Boom is going high! Boom is building something That is silly high in the sky! [Pre-Chorus – male, amazed] Then I looked up and what did I see? A platform bigger than the whole damn tree! I stared at the sky and I started to grin, "This makes no sense... I love it!" [Chorus – male + female backing singers, huge sway] Ohhh, Boom's got a treehouse in the sky, Way up high, where the branches lie! Ohhh, Boom's got a treehouse in the sky, Don't ask how — he don't know why! [Female Backing Singers] He's got a house! He's got a tree! He's got absolutely no idea What he's doing! [Verse 2 – male] I built my walls from sticks and dreams, Then placed my boxes with great esteem Oops! On the wall? Well that's bizarre... Wait — I can put them inthe ceiling? [Sound effect – shocked gasp] What? [Rap Medley – male, increasingly excited] Box on the wall! Box on the roof! Box in the corner! Where's the proof? Chair on the ceiling! Lamp in the floor! Why did I do that? Lets place more! [Female Backing Singers – laughing] Boom, what are you doing? Boom, what is that? Boom, that's not proper! That's a toilet on a wall! [Verse 3 – male] After a few hours of absolute mess, I finally thought, "A plan would be best." So I tore it all down and started again, I thought very hard... Then did it worse than before. [Female Backing Singers – deadpan] Boom. [Male – proud] Most of my storage is now in the ceiling. For reasons. [Chorus – male + female] Ohhh, Boom's got a treehouse in the sky, Way up high, where the branches lie! Ohhh, Boom's got a treehouse in the sky, Everything's on the ceiling, don't ask why! [Rap Medley – male] Then I found out I could cut the tree, Remove the floors beneath me! "Safety first!" I proudly said, Then looked down... [spoken male] "Ooops"... "No way back." [Sound effect – record scratch] [Verse 4 – male] I couldn't go up, I couldn't go down, I was king of the clouds with no way to town So I made a bag, then died a few times, Waystones saved me — everything's fine! [Female Backing Singers] Everything's fine! Everything's fine! [Male – spoken, confident] Let's fly the mini. [Rap Medley – male] I flew to my base with a nonsese plan, I forgot i spiked the whole damn span. I missed the landing, the mini went boom. With a chopper less at least i was home. [Sound effect – crash] (Boom) [Female Backing Singers] BOOM! [Bridge – male, dramatic and slow] Now I stand above the world, Above the trees, above it all, My mighty kingdom made of sticks, I must be some kind of god... [Female Backing Singers – soft] Boom... Boom... God among the clouds... [Sound effect – record scratch] (record scratch) [Verse 5 – male] Kenta came along to gather some wood, He saw my tree and thought that it looked good He raised his axe for some campfire mats, But something was different... This tree had my name! [Female Backing Singers] Don't cut the tree! Don't cut the tree! [Male] You can't cut it down! [Female Backing Singers] But Kenta attracts the heli! [Male] GO AWAY KENTA! [Chorus – huge, chaotic] Ohhh, Boom's got a treehouse in the sky, Way up high, where the branches lie! Ohhh, Boom's got a treehouse in the sky, He thought he'd finally reached paradise! [Female Backing Singers] BOOM! BOOM! LOOK OUT ABOVE! [Male – shouting] THE PATROL HELI PETE! [Sound effect – helicopter approaching] (Helicopter sound) [Final Rap – male, frantic] Missiles flying! Treehouse shaking! Boxes falling! Whole base breaking! Ceiling storage! Sticks and wire! Boom's little kingdom Is catching fire! [Female Backing Singers] Boom! Boom! There he goes! Boom! Boom! Down it goes! [Sound effect – explosions, crashing wood] (Crash) [Female Backing Singers – softly] Oh Boom.... Oh Boom.... Oh Boom. [Outro – male, exhausted] So I killed a thousand jungle beasts To learn the ancient art of building... A treehouse. [Female Backing Singers – softly] Boom's treehouse... Was beautiful... [Male – pause] ...for about five minutes. [Female Backing Singers] KABOOOOOOOM!
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