Satan ate all the mustard (again)

I loved to hate you but you're so charming. Your horns and tail are so disarming. I give my heart to you today. Just leave my soul alone, okay? I was convinced that you were bad, I found a horny fiend instead. You call me gem and sometimes pet, Snaking around when I'm laying in bed. Oh Satan, Devil mine, you're my dark divine, I gaze in your glowing eyes sublime. I'd marry you if the law would allow, It sadly aint legal so I swear my own vows. Hey Satan where did the mustard go. You ate it all, oh you silly goat, Can't buy it in liters, don't you know. Don't look so sad cause I love you so.