[Intro orchestral] [Verse 1] I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard, My dick is large, 'Cause I'm the big guy, the one in charge. Admirals step back when they beam on board, Try to take my ship, I'ma bust their lip. With a gaze so cold, commands so tight, Find me in the captain's chair, day or night. Make it so, engage, that's my decree, Romulans, Klingons, nothing fazes me. [Chorus] From the Alpha Quadrant to the stars so far, I'm the captain, the legend, I set the bar. Engage warp speed, we're breaking free, No one can stop Picard and the Enterprise D. Make it so, on this cosmic ride, I'm the leader, the guy, with my crew by my side. [Verse 2] I joined the Borg once, just for fun, Took on the Federation, and made 'em run. Resistance was futile, their hope was dead, Assimilated my fist, with the back of their head. Locutus of Borg, filling hearts with dread, flashy blinking gadgets stuck in my head. [Chorus] [Verse 3] I've faced Q's tricks, I've seen time split, Negotiated peace when tensions were lit. Holodeck fantasies, realities I mold, With Data, Worf, and Riker, stories unfold. Through wormholes and nebulas, dangers unseen, I chart the unknown, I'm living the dream. Prime Directive guiding, but sometimes bent, For the greater good, my will's unspent. [Chorus] [Outro] Now the final frontier's calling, destiny's embrace, With my crew beside me, we'll explore outer space. Captain Jean-Luc Picard, my legacy grand, Boldly going forward, with the universe in my hand. Make it so, one last command, In the stars we'll roam, across the cosmic expanse. [Verse 2] I've battled the Breen, outsmarted Sheliak, Dodged photon torpedoes, outwitted Q. In the Neutral Zone, I've paid my due, Diplomatic finesse, yet my strength is shown. From Ferengi traders to Cardassian spies, With my phaser set to stun, I've seen through their lies. With Data's loyalty and Crusher's care, The starship Enterprise, is beyond compare. [Chorus] From the Alpha Quadrant to the stars so far, I'm the captain, the legend, I set the bar. Engage warp speed, we're breaking free, No one can stop Picard and the Enterprise D. Make it so, on this cosmic ride, I'm the leader, the guy, with my crew by my side. [Verse 3] I joined the Borg once, just for fun, Took on the Federation, and made them run. Resistance was futile, their hope was dead, Assimilated my fist, with the back of their head. Locutus of Borg, filling hearts with dread, flashy blinking gadgets stuck in my head. [Chorus] From the Alpha Quadrant to the stars so far, I'm the captain, the legend, I set the bar. Engage warp speed, we're breaking free, No one can stop Picard and the Enterprise D. Make it so, on this cosmic ride, I'm the leader, the guy, with my crew by my side. [Chorus] From the Alpha Quadrant to the stars so far, I'm the captain, the legend, I set the bar. Engage warp speed, we're breaking free, No one can stop Picard and the Enterprise D. Make it so, on this cosmic ride, I'm the leader, the guy, with my crew by my side. [Verse 4] I've faced Q's tricks, I've seen time split, Negotiated peace when tensions were lit. Holodeck fantasies, realities I mold, With Data, Worf, and Riker, stories unfold. Through wormholes and nebulas, dangers unseen, I chart the unknown, I'm living the dream. Prime Directive guiding, but sometimes bent, For the greater good, my will's unspent. [Chorus] From the Alpha Quadrant to the stars so far, I'm the captain, the legend, I set the bar. Engage warp speed, we're breaking free, No one can stop Picard and the Enterprise D. Make it so, on this cosmic ride, I'm the leader, the guy, with my crew by my side. [Break] [Outro] Now the final frontier's calling, destiny's embrace, With my crew beside me, we'll explore outer space. Captain Jean-Luc Picard, my legacy grand, Boldly going forward, with the universe in my hand. Make it so, one last command, In the stars we'll roam, across the cosmic expanse.
