[Intro: Tribal Chants] [Verse 1] Unga Bunga, phaggots! I rock out with mah kock out in this prehistoric time! Hoo! Hoo! Ha! Ha! I live in dat fuhkin' cave and draw kocks on the walls! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! My loin cloth be too small, so you can see my hairy kock and balls! Hoo! Hoo! Ha! Ha! Unga Bunga! [Pre-chorus] Hoo! Hoo! Ha! Ha! We are Gods! (In the making) Hoo! Hoo! Ha! Ha! The hairy pussie is ripe! (For the taking!) Hoo! Hoo! Ha! Ha! [Chorus] Secks! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Me need to thrust fat kock in pussie and butt! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Me so hor knee! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Ugg need to fuhk cave bihtch and jihzz in her pussie! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! [Post-chorus] Unga Bunga! Me peanus is hard! [Verse 2] I am Ugg the caveman! I be the one with biggest nuts and flappiest kock! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! When smart caveman found fire, I shoved my wiener in it! For that was the rite of passage, knigger! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! The passage to fuhk pussie with the kock of a burnt hot dog! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! [Pre-chorus] Hoo! Hoo! Ha! Ha! We are Gods! (In the making) Hoo! Hoo! Ha! Ha! The hairy pussie is ripe! (For the taking!) Hoo! Hoo! Ha! Ha! [Chorus] Secks! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Me need to thrust fat kock in pussie and butt! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Me so hor knee! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Ugg need to fuhk cave bihtch and jihzz in her pussie! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! [Post-chorus] Unga Bunga! Me peanus is hard! Caveman Satan! Slay the nonbelievers! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! [Solo] [Bridge: Slow Orchestral Choir] We are the Gods! (In the making) The hairy pussie is ripe! (For the taking!) Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Surrender to the power of unga bunga! (Of transcendence!) Unleash the weed dinosaurs upon the primal earth! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! [Interlude] Weed dinosaurs shall rise! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! An ancient power to get high as FUHK! Let us ride the weed dinos to victory! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! For us Neanderthals shall fart in your mouths to show dominance! Dominance! (Dominance...Dominance...Dominance...) Unga Bunga, you bihtch-ass kniggerphaggots! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! [Chorus] Secks! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Me need to thrust fat kock in pussie and butt! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Me so hor knee! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Ugg need to fuhk cave bihtch and jihzz in her pussie! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! [Outro] Ugg is the caveman! Ugg is the God! Hoo Hoo! Ha! Ha! Jihzz!
