[Verse] Riflin through all the trash and treasures (X) marks the spot So X marks my pleasure Flashlights and twine Telescope and ink Sword and a rubber knife Snug in the sink Riflin through all these ancient ledgers [Verse 2] Puttin my pen down I pick it up Oh (Ooh ooh ooh) Where did it go? I don't know I don't know (I don't know) Fell into another realm Well This took a rather outlandish turn Riflin through all these ancient ledgers [Chorus] So now I'm rolling out tired and weathered Brandishing a plus-five Vorpal Sword It's meant for wizardly worlds unknown Also doubles as a great doorstopper [Verse 3] Well The ravenous monsters were kicked back And it bonked them on the nose It bonked them on the nose Lodged beneath the door hinge Door hinge Door hinge Boom bang when they got it [Bridge] Brings me back to the first lane Lane Lane Rushing out of my gate when I hold this thing Bada bing [Verse 4] The pen was mightier than a sword But this one's so grandiose The kind you wish you owned Whoa (Hotel California!) This one's so grandiose The kind you wish you owned
