I have a mummy kink But it's not what you think With a sly wink I'll aim to be succinct That sarcophagus I will tap Open it up with a slap Peel aside the gift wrap Wake them from their nap I work my magic in the tomb Their awareness does bloom I show them the bathroom And they have a little groom I'm respectful, I'm polite They know I don't bite They can leave, no fight And I'll have a lonely night "Let me slip into something more comfortable" [Bridge] I'm respectful, I'm polite They know I don't bite They can leave, no fight And I'll have a lonely night But most mummys stay A little dance, a little sway Some talk, some play And in bed we lay Tomorrow they'll be dust And with a quick thrust I'll truly sate my lust And clean up the crust [Instrumental] I have a mummy kink But it's not what you think I have a mummy kink But it's not what you think
