[contemplative intoduction] Grandma was in a deep decline she had literally lost her mind she was forgetting things and losing stuff her keys, her life and she even forgot who I was! it was sad she'd gotten bad but then one day I saw an ad for a mobile app that claimed it would sharpen a senior citizens brain it would keep her mentally sharp so I installed it in her mobile device then turned it on, let her play that game she hasn't been the same! oooooooo!!! [chorus] now grandma is a Mensa member she solved Fermot's last therum she solved the conflict in the middle east got herself a P H D in Everything! she cured cancer discovered warp drive created a new math and made contact with Aliens they look to her as their deity! I sit here wondering why those games don't work that way for me am I just not too bright or do I actually have to be a senior? I don't know? she is famous all around the world with a mind as sharp as God's old grandma always beats the odds she cleaned up in Vegas made a trillion bucks then cured hunger in Africa! she got an I Q score of two thousand four all from using a silly ridiculous Solitaire mobile game i downloaded for her [instrumental interlude] [chorus] now grandma is a Mensa member she solved Fermot's last therum she solved the conflict in the middle east got herself a P H D in Everything! literally everything! discovered a new element remembered pie to a billion places and balanced the national debt! yeah she even balanced the debt! now she's heading over to Europe to collect her Nobel Peace Prize and a few dozen others besides and dignitaries from all over the world and even some extraterrestrials call her for advice. all because of a mobile game designed for seniors I made her play all because of a mobile game designed for seniors I made her play made for seniors to sharpen the mind it sharpened hers to a point of a blade now I have to watch what I think because she can read my mind turn it to mush if get out of line! therefore I'll love grandma Nanna for all time for all time!!!! yeeeaaahhhjhhh!!!! [epic grand ending]
