[Verse] In the forest deep he sways at night With a bottle of vodka held so tight Troll so big but an awkward sight As he dances alone under pale moonlight [Chorus] Orcs and goblins laugh from far Pointin' at the troll with a vodka jar No war for you they say with glee Stay with your drink you'll miss the spree [Verse 2] Elves and dwarves they prep for fight But the troll can’t walk a straight line right Ogres chuckle drums beat in delight He hiccups joy so full of spite [Chorus] Orcs and goblins laugh from far Pointin' at the troll with a vodka jar No war for you they say with glee Stay with your drink you'll miss the spree [Bridge] Vodka sip becomes a roar A misfit’s heart in drunk folklore They'll fight but he’ll adore Moonlit nights and vodka pour [Chorus] Orcs and goblins laugh from far Pointin' at the troll with a vodka jar No war for you they say with glee Stay with your drink you'll miss the spree
