MASSKAOSS [Intro – confused] [Instrumental intro] hold up… what? haha… --- [Female Rapper] (REEEEEEMIX) Aye....Uh, bad whiskey let's get it .... Check it out MASSKAOSS might have a chick for a dad and a Karen for a mom but I got an uncle who's my daddy and cus-brothers cus-sisters tranny grannies an'a couple mister moms ( oh shit ) hillbilly ass motha fuckers can't stop gettin it on, we ain't got a family tree this mother fucker more like a bush shrubed the fuck up masskaoss frappin on porn hub to my home movies ( what the fuck she just say?) here's a riddle what do a bad bitch named whiskey and the queen of england have in common? Well my uncle is my daddy and his sister is my momma and my brother that's my cousin cus my auntie diddled brothers and those brothers brother is my daddy member? Now my grandma is a tranny cus she use to be my pappy but that was way back when he was still my momma's daddy now ancestry dot come won't even get back at me shiiiiiiit, I guess what they say is true, Some mother fuckers really keep it in the family. [Record scratch] [MASSKAOSS] [Male rap vocals] [Hook] "Get this, This Cat told me this" my mum’s a Karen and my dad’s my mum family tree lookin’ twisted as fuck whole damn BBQ got weird real quick one uncle jerkin near the garlic dip my mum’s Karen and my dad’s my mum don’t ask questions, we just have fun every Christmas someone storm out mad still somehow it ain’t all that bad --- [Verse 1] nan got beef with the neighbour’s cat Now we have dimsims in a bag uncle Steve still wearin’ snapbacks dad cook sausages burnt to death mum yell “who used all the internet?” "Sorry mum! i was using the hub again" cousin drunk by half past two auntie smokin’ while she breast feed the kangaroo someone brought up politics again now the whole backyard punchin on and shit --- [Pre-Hook] too much noise… too much beer… same damn chaos… every year… --- [Hook] my mum’s Karen and my dad’s my mum family tree lookin’ twisted as fuck whole damn BBQ got weird real quick one uncle cryin’ near the garlic dip --- [Verse 2] dad disappeared with the esky lid little cousin broke another fridge someone’s yellin’ “oi who parked like that?” while pop still mowin’ naked in his hi-vis hat family wild but i love ‘em still even when they all act mentally ill whole house loud but the hearts stay real that’s the kinda chaos you can’t rebuild --- [Bridge – chanty] oi! oi! who burnt the snags? oi! oi! where dad at? "There he his with a sausage up his bum" --- [Final Hook] my mum’s Karen and my dad’s my mum whole bloodline slightly undone but when life hard and the nights get rough that same crazy crew still show up --- [Outro] haha… this family cooked… Imagine having a family like that. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! hahaha
